| Erin Akins |
Least Likely to Interrupt the Professor... Unless It Involves the 'Hoos. |
| Ailsa Burnett |
Most
Likely to Have Been Silently Plotting to Overthrow the Cohort This Whole Time |
| Andrew Duke |
Most
Likely to Call Compressions |
| Jesse Ellis |
Most
Likely to Miss Class Due to a Basketball Game or Other Religious Observance |
| Craig Fifer |
Least Likely to Have Prepared His Acceptance Speech for This Award Weeks Ago |
| Tracy Gordon |
Most
Likely to Hold the Entire Cohort Together |
| Megan Kelly |
Least Likely to Obtain a B.B.A. |
| William Marsh |
Most Likely to Conduct an Environmental Impact Study Before Choosing a Paper Topic |
| Paul Miller |
Least Interested |
| Joseph Robertson |
Most Likely to Have Prepared His Acceptance Speech for This Award Weeks Ago |
| Allen Scarbrough |
Most Likely to Use the Word "Arbitrage" in Casual Conversation |
| Erin Schaible |
Most Likely to Command a Countywide Emergency Response from Class |
| Kara VanGraafeiland |
Most Likely to Take a Moment To Locate the Exit Closest to Her, Keeping in Mind that the Nearest Usable Exit May Be Behind Her |
| Matt Vaughan |
Least Likely To Succeed
Perfect Attendance |
| Michelle White |
Most Likely to Go Shopping to Prepare for a Paper |
| Kim Williams |
Best Apple Polisher |
